I WOULD BE SURPRISED if any of you have not yet heard of Kimbra. She seems to be everywhere at the moment, with singles like “Settle Down”, “Cameo Lover” and her guest duet with Gotye on his hit single “Somebody That I Used to Know”.

I met with Kimbra at Warner Music HQ in Ponsonby a couple of days after her very first album

Stacey

OK, so in the last issue of Satellite we mentioned that we had signed up to go on a speed date, and had given our opinions about what we expected to find. Charlie expected the men to be a bit weird and desperate, but the ladies to be more desperate than the men. I thought the guys would be old and unhygienic, and the ladies to be wearing heaps of make up.

Well

Thanks for that Beyonce, though I

Keep your hands out of my pants.

By P. Niss

Man-flu. We have all heard of it and we have all probably had it. To the female eye it may seem that this is just a simple flu, exasperated by the fact that its host is a man. But we all know that it is a unique strand of a deadly flu virus sent especially to obliterate us.

NO-ONE LIkES bEING SICk, but us men like it even less than the girls. Even in their darkest hours sick chicks still seem to be able to maintain some sense of dignity, but not us blokes, we become human piles of mess, losing the ability to function entirely. And when it comes to seeing the doctor and getting check-ups, hell no, ain

By Michael Riordan

It was pitched as the

The Vibe of the day was set by an absolute bluebird sky. This really motivated the team to get up and get ready. With our teams turning up to meet at the Recreation Centre bright and early, it was all smiles and laughs with what was sure to be a fun day of sport and activity.

This year Team Albany had one mixed ultimate frisbee team, two mixed touch teams, one mixed netball team and one mixed football team.

To get the ball rolling ultimate frisbee took to the field against Auckland university to start the day. This was a challenging start for our MuFF (Massey university Frisbee Federation) who had a positive outlook throughout the morning. Auckland university managed to beat our team convincingly; however the team

This year the British Conservative Minister for Universities and Science pointed out that

This