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	<description>The Student Magazine of the Albany Students&#039; Association Inc at Massey University Albany.</description>
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		<title>The girl who shouldn&#8217;t run, but does</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing as this is the last column I]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Seeing as this is the last column I</p>
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		<title>Colgate&#8217;s Political Column</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/columns/2011/10/colgates-political-column/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So election time is near and I guess that means that perhaps I should talk a little bit about what each party stands for]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So election time is near and I guess that means that perhaps I should talk a little bit about what each party stands for</p>
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		<title>She&#8217;ll be right, even with a bullet to the chest</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/features/2011/10/shell-be-right-even-with-a-bullet-to-the-chest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Hayley Morrison The New Zealand issue: Surely some passing mention will be made about jandals, stubbies and the All Blacks. But while these things are important symbols of our country and culture, there]]></description>
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<p><em>The New Zealand issue: Surely some passing mention will be made about jandals, stubbies and the All Blacks. But while these things are important symbols of our country and culture, there</p>
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		<title>2012 Prez Sez</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[President's Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephan Van Heerdan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write to you now as the new President of the ASA! It&#8217;s been quite a history for me and this position, having failed twice. This time round, running unopposed, I got in! So is that an achievement? I&#8217;d count it. However for me it feels like I have been made captain of a sinking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I write to you now as the new President of the ASA! It&#8217;s been quite a history for me and this position, having failed twice. This time round, running unopposed, I got in! So is that an achievement? I&#8217;d count it. However for me it feels like I have been made captain of a sinking ship. VSM passed on the same day as the election results were posted, adding a bit of a downer to the celebratory nature of the afternoon.</p>
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<p>So what does is mean for 2012, for me, for Massey Albany, and for the ASA. Well firstly, Massey Albany, will be fine, the university is a strong and secure institution and will be here for years to come. Unlike the feeling you may have gotten from some election candidates, Massey does not need &#8220;saving&#8221; and it won&#8217;t be up to one person to do so IF it ever was in trouble. Same goes for the ASA, it will require hard work by more than one person to ensure that the ASA continues in the same capacity as it has for previous years. We are still awaiting clarity on what services we will be able to provide next year, and how they will be funded. Fortunately we have a good relationship with the university and they are very supportive of the work we do.</p>
<p>So what does this mean for you? Well not too much will change directly for you as students. Your fees have increased this year, and the ASA will continue to oppose fee increases. I have put in my nomination for Massey Council, a committee that we weren&#8217;t represented on this year, and that has great say in university policy for the year. Next year there will be the new Student Amenities Centre on the main campus, which will be a great resource social area for you as students.</p>
<p>The main thing you need to know is that your voice to the university has been greatly diminished by this new bill. And not only that, your voice NATIONALLY has been diminished. Now not many of you will have any care towards politics, which is fine. However you are all affected by the policies that the government enacts. The best thing you can do is to VOTE. Vote for anyone, vote for parties that hold the most interesting or relevant policies for you. I&#8217;m not telling you one party is better than the other, because every person is different. I am merely telling you to vote.</p>
<p>The youth vote is the one of the biggest apathetic groups in the nation. In fact in the last election, the number of youth voters who DIDNT vote, equated roughly to the gap between the 2 major parties votes. Essentially they youth voters who didn&#8217;t vote, could have determined the government we have now. The general election is on November 26. I highly urge to educate yourself and go out and vote. As for next year, I hope see many of you returning to Massey, and hope to see you around campus. It will be my ambition to be on campus as much as I am this year. My contact details are on the ASA website, and our offices will be in the new Student Amenities Centre. I hope next year that our campus population will be more energetic, involved and just as unique. I&#8217;m not walking into an easy job here. Hell I&#8217;m probably walking into an unpaid position, so for everyone who thought I was doing it purely for the paycheck, I&#8217;m afraid you were mistaken. I get involved because university is more than a degree factory. It&#8217;s more thank place you go to every day and then leave after class. It&#8217;s a place you make friendships that last forever. It&#8217;s a place you go not only to be taught something by someone, but where you actually LEARN something about the world. There are no tests or assigntments in the real world. No mark out of 50. It&#8217;s real. I got involved because I wanted experience in real world affairs. I wanted to know what its like to be responsible for something and to someone. I am responsible to you, Massey Albany, and I will try my best not to let you down.</p>
<p>Hopefully I have inspired youth get involved next year. Own your time at university. Don&#8217;t let yourself be owned by a student loan after your graduate, make it worth the money you are spending (and in some cases borrowing). We are the university.</p>
<p>As always, stay classy, I&#8217;ll be at the Ferg.</p>
<p>Stephan</p>
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		<title>So much time, so little to do</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/columns/2011/10/so-much-time-so-little-to-do-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Max Koh Summer is so close that I can almost taste the ice creams, cold beers and fruity cocktails. I am so, SO excited. Back in the summer of]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Max Koh</p>
<p><em>Summer is so close that I can almost taste the ice creams, cold beers and fruity cocktails. I am so, SO excited. Back in the summer of </p>
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		<title>The Girl Who Shouldn&#8217;t Run but Does</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/columns/2011/10/the-girl-who-shouldnt-run-but-does-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this email in my inbox a couple of days before our planned off-road race on the 24th of September: TRAIL RUNNING EXTRAVAGANZA POSTPONED Sorry but we have just found out (when I arrived this morning to mark the course) that we will have to postpone the Trail Running Extravaganza to next Saturday (1 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got this email in my inbox a couple of days before our planned off-road race on the 24th of September:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>TRAIL RUNNING EXTRAVAGANZA POSTPONED </em></p>
<p><em>Sorry but we have just found out (when I arrived this morning to mark the course) that we will have to postpone the Trail Running Extravaganza to next Saturday (1 October) due to a wounded wild bull running around the farm. Sounds like a good fib but it&#8217;s for real sorry! The farmer has been trying to destroy this feral bull but as of this morning still couldn</p>
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		<title>Prez sez</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/columns/2011/10/3958/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>editor2009</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey fellow students at Massey Albany. I]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey fellow students at Massey Albany.</p>
<p>I</p>
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		<title>Mills and Poon</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/features/2011/09/mills-and-poon-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>editor2009</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an erotic story. Don&#8217;t read it if you don&#8217;t want to be turned on. Not until this issue did I realise how selfish I have been! Not once have I stopped to think what my lovely ladies out there (holla) read before they put themselves to bed each night. So I decided to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>This is an erotic story. Don&#8217;t read it if you don&#8217;t want to be turned on.</em></p>
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<p><em>Not until this issue did I realise how selfish I have been! Not once have I stopped to think what my lovely ladies out there (holla) read before they put themselves to bed each night. So I decided to put myself in their shoes this issue, and try to imagine what it feels like to bump uglies with the infamous Dick Hardy.</em></p>
<p>I awoke in the middle of the night with a start. My head was throbbing and my mind was racing, it was pitch black, but I could feel hot breath and a warm tongue teasing my inner thigh in not an unpleasant way. I searched my memory for the night</p>
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		<title>The Girl Who Shouldn&#8217;t Run But Does</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/columns/2011/09/the-girl-who-shouldnt-run-but-does-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>editor2009</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I last wrote for this column during my post half-marathon high, where I talked about doing another half-marathon and was all positive and glowing about my achievement. Well, things they do change. As of writing this update, I haven]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I last wrote for this column during my post half-marathon high, where I talked about doing another half-marathon and was all positive and glowing about my achievement. Well, things they do change. As of writing this update, I haven</p>
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		<title>So Much Time, So Little to Do</title>
		<link>http://www.satellite.ac.nz/features/2011/09/so-much-time-so-little-to-do-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>editor2009</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dealmaker or Dealbreaker? There may be some of you who are familiar with 30 Rock and the whole dealbreaker thing]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="margin-right: 10px;" title="Michael Cera" src="/images/leaders/michaelcera.jpg" alt="" width="100" height="86" />Dealmaker or Dealbreaker?</p>
<p>There may be some of you who are familiar with 30 Rock and the whole dealbreaker thing </p>
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