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She’ll be right, even with a bullet to the chest

editor2009 — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:03:17 +0000

By Hayley Morrison

The New Zealand issue: Surely some passing mention will be made about jandals, stubbies and the All Blacks. But while these things are important symbols of our country and culture, there

An Evening with Brian Tamaki

editor2009 — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:19:44 +0000

I sat at home waiting for my flatmate Matt to finish work so we could go to our very first Destiny Church meeting. At around 6.45pm he burst through the door singing,

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

editor2009 — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:15:30 +0000

More than likely, if you have driven up Paul Matthews Road between 8am and 11am at some point over the past four months, you would have seen Anthony Smith standing on the side of the road brandishing his numerous placards with words like

I would do anything for love… but I won’t do that

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:54:06 +0000

By Stacey and Charlie

Stacey

OK, so in the last issue of Satellite we mentioned that we had signed up to go on a speed date, and had given our opinions about what we expected to find. Charlie expected the men to be a bit weird and desperate, but the ladies to be more desperate than the men. I thought the guys would be old and unhygienic, and the ladies to be wearing heaps of make up.

Well

Tops

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:45:36 +0000

THE BEST PART ABOUT TRAVELLING is seeing, doing, smelling and tasting things you never knew existed. One of Karl Pilkington

Tips

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:42:43 +0000

LEAVING THE COMFORT OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS and embarking on an adventure of your own in countries where the people don

Cheap as Chups

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:36:40 +0000

Don

Budgeting/Saving Advice

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:30:46 +0000

So you

How to travel the world and get paid for it

editor2009 — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:58:45 +0000

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Mills and Poon

editor2009 — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:24:26 +0000

This is an erotic story. Don’t read it if you don’t want to be turned on.

Not until this issue did I realise how selfish I have been! Not once have I stopped to think what my lovely ladies out there (holla) read before they put themselves to bed each night. So I decided to put myself in their shoes this issue, and try to imagine what it feels like to bump uglies with the infamous Dick Hardy.

I awoke in the middle of the night with a start. My head was throbbing and my mind was racing, it was pitch black, but I could feel hot breath and a warm tongue teasing my inner thigh in not an unpleasant way. I searched my memory for the night