Well, a lot has been going on in the redneck land of Beck.

My fireman had his “honours night” where as the name suggests, the firemen and women all get honoured for the things they have done over the past year.

Being a “black tie” affair, I of course, had to wear a dress. I know there are many of you out there either shaking your heads in disbelief, or have now passed out on the floor or the majority of you will be pissing yourselves with laughter. It is in fact true though, I was wearing a dress. I did have pink shoes on too but I took them off and left them off for most of the night. You can take the girl out of Riverhead but you can’t take the Riverhead outta the girl I tells ya. All class is our Beck….

Anywho, as you all know, I am a coast guard and I love boats and especially the coast guard boat, sadly though, last weekend, I had to work.