Greetings citizens of Massey Albany
I speak to you, as your proud new overlord. Don’t be intimidated by the title, it is merely a formality. As part of my duties as your new leader I have to make this bi weekly address in our wonderful magazine, satellite, to let you know what is happening on our side here at the ASA.
Well not a lot actually, after my bloody and violent triumph over Rawa in a pool game at Wednesdays Exec at the Ferg, I’ve been relaxing. Revolution is hard work. Sure, some people had some issue with me taking over, but tough nuts, I won. So I’ve been cleaning out the office, putting up posters and being generally presidential. Representation, you say? I’ll get to that next time, just a bit busy; have to find a Che Guevera poster somewhere.
As for changes, boy, there are gonna be some around here. Firstly, they will be vast and influential, and then we can tweak as we go. I mean, I’m boss right? What I say goes? Let’s see what’s in store for the Albany campus:
- - The carpool parks are going. I need space for my corolla, no referendum needed, I’m just gonna do it
- - Suggestion box, much easier than having ACTUAL representatives, no meeting needed. I’ll just open the box every month and see what needs a fixin’.
- - Expanding office to size of ASA office, so I can put in a shower, toilet kitchenette, saves on living at home….I mean I’m practically being paid to live here then.
- - As with above, no real reason to go out to see the constituents, you can come see me, beware of the dogs though.
- - Stopping the Wednesday exec meeting at Ferg, all those free pizzas seriously dig into my office expansion budget