Purple/monkey/spider/kitten…

I, like everyone else in this world that is normal, dislike rumour, gossip, and shit so to speak. I guess the only people out there who like that shit are the pathetic excuses for human beings who buy the gossip rags just to drift off into a world where they actually care what Brad Pitt and other such wunderkind self proclaimed celebrities are up to.

The thing is it isn’t even about what people a whole lifetime away are doing. This crap goes on and on and on in every facet of our lives.

For example, in primary school: ‘you were the guy who said something about someone else to someone neutral’

In intermediate: