1) Make love and listen to the music.
2) Start a group.
3) Convert your flat to power generators and generate power through bicycles.
4) Round up all the Albany geese, tie them together and migrate north for the winter.
5) Ask Paul, how are we supposed to know?
6) Clean your clothes. Interestingly enough, clean clothes are warmer than dirty clothes. This is because insulation is only effective when heat is trapped by dead air spaces, and dirt, grime and perspiration mat down those air spaces and reduce the warmth of a garment. So keep your insulating layers clean and you will be warmer.
7) Make a cocoon out of cotton wool and hibernate for the winter.
Buy a sleeping bag which has a zip at the bottom and wear it everywhere.
9) Drink warm liquids. We recommend having an Irish coffee: coffee + whiskey in equal parts and you will also get a free booze jacket on.
10) Buy a herd of cats and sprinkle yourself with Whiskers. Sit on the couch and enjoy the warmth.
11) Grow some body hair. All over is best for maximum warmth.
12) Steal warmth. How? Hugs. Embrace as many people as possible, as often as possible, for as long as possible.
13) Convert your living room into a fort by turning the couches and chairs upside down (you might score some extra cash from this as well), lining the floor with mattresses and using all the blankets you have as the roof. Add people and make it a cosy party. Just don