My friends and fellow fornicators, I am back in the saddle riding my conquests like the Stallion I am. Alas I did not last in Tanzania, Dusty did not take kindly to my appreciation of other women and left me while I was servicing a fine young specimen I met in the local dairy.

So here I am, back where I began. I thought it would be handy for all the blossoming Dicks out there to hear where I came from and how I became the sexual god I am today. Since this issue is themed around winter, the timing couldn