This is an erotic story. Don’t read it if you don’t want to be turned on.

Not until this issue did I realise how selfish I have been! Not once have I stopped to think what my lovely ladies out there (holla) read before they put themselves to bed each night. So I decided to put myself in their shoes this issue, and try to imagine what it feels like to bump uglies with the infamous Dick Hardy.

I awoke in the middle of the night with a start. My head was throbbing and my mind was racing, it was pitch black, but I could feel hot breath and a warm tongue teasing my inner thigh in not an unpleasant way. I searched my memory for the night