You know something’s up when your editor leaves you a Facebook Wall post asking for an article.

Hey there freshers, hope you aren’t still too offended by my tirade against babies last week. How have you been? Enjoyed the break? I sure did, had a great time working and earning money to support my lavish lifestyle. You must be asking, “Why Stephan? Why did you spend your nice break working and not having fun or going to Uni Games?” and I would say, “well, because the government feels that my parents earn too much for me to be a candidate for a student allowance.