(a.k.a 20 pick-up lines that Satellite doesn’t recommend you try on a boat. Or ever, for that matter…)

20. Hi, I’m from the ASA Exec and I’d like to move a m-ocean…that you come home with me tonight. OH YEAH!

19. Can I buy you a drink? You don’t want to miss the boat now, do you?

18. I’m sending out an S.O.S … to your heart.

17. One night with me and more than just your heart will go on…

16. Wanna walk my plank?

15. Have dinner with me…I guarantee it’ll be smooth sailing

14. Can I show you my treasure chest?

13. Shiver me timbers! No really, can you shiver me timber?

12. Can I be Christopher Columbus and navigate your shores?

11. Is that your telescope, or are you just happy to see me?

10. If I fall overboard, will you rescue me?

9. I never thought I’d be on a boat (with you); it’s a big blue watery road…

8. I like the motion of your ocean…

7. I’d sail your seven seas…

6. Can I swab your deck?

5. Can I put my hands on your deck?

 4. I see this as the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship…

3. I’m the king of the world

2. I’d like to lower my anchor into your deep abyss

1. Was your father a pirate? ‘Cos he stole the jewels of the sea and put them in your eyes