Twilight: Eclipse

Firstly, let me make myself clear, I went to this film for LAUGHS and LAUGHS ONLY! Sure I read the novels a few years ago, enjoyed them to an extent and put them in a bookcase never to be touched again…but I did not see this movie for any sense of disturbing pleasure!

Ahem, now that I have slightly justified my reasoning behind this self inflicted torture, let me talk about the movie